Not meant to offend...

In light of recent incidents regarding boys, I am posting the following quotes. Now, boys, I really don't think you're all bad, and I realize alot of the following quotes could probably be said about women... but right now I just really need to vent. I'm sorry....

"I wish my mom would have told me the same thing about guys as she did about horror movies... don't worry, they're all fake."

"Love is like Tug-of-war, one jerk after another."

If God had wanted women to chase men, he would have made the men worth catching."

"There are easier things in life than finding a good man.... nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance."

"Men are stupid. If you forget, they will remind you."

"Men are like fish.. neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut."

"Men are living proof that women can take a joke!"

"Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!" -Oprah

"God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft."

"Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."

"Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid."

"Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped."

"I want a guy that's sensitive and caring, and that loves cats. Unfortunately, most guys like that are gay."

"A heart is not a play thing,

a heart is not a toy,

but if you want it broken,

Just give it to a boy.

Boys they like to play with things

To see what makes them run,

But when it comes to kissing,

They do it just for fun.

Boys never give their hearts away

They play us girls for fools,

They wait untill we give our hearts

And then they play it cool.

You will wonder where he is a night

You will wonder if hes true,

One moment you will be happy,

One moment you will be blue.

If you get a chance to see him

Your heart begins to dance

Your life revolves around him,

Theres nothing like romance.

And then it starts to happen,

You worry day and night

You see, my friend, you're losing him

It never turns out right.

Boys are great, though immature

The price you pay is high,

He may seem sweet and gorgeous

But remember, hes a guy.

Don't fall in love with just a boy

That takes alot of nerve.

You see, my friend, you need a man

To get what you deserve.

So when you think that you're in love,

Be careful if you can

Before you give your heart away

Make sure that hes a man."

On that note... I need to be careful with my heart... so here is one of my favourite quotes... "Above all else, guard your heart..." Proverbs 4:23